“I saw a stationery store move.”
Jay London“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”
Jay London“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
Jay London“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”
Jay London“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”
Jay London“I saw a stationery store move.”
Jay London“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”
Jay London“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.”
Jay London“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.”
Jay London