“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”
Jay London“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
Jay London“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”
Jay London“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”
Jay London“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.”
Jay London“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.”
Jay London