“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
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Joe E. Lewis“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
Joe E. Lewis“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
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Joe E. Lewis“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
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Joe E. Lewis“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
Joe E. Lewis“I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.”
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