“I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.”
Robert Clark“I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me "smoking can cause fatal lung cancer".”
Robert Clark“I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.”
Robert Clark“I am completely opposed to the British National Party”
I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing.“I would say happy new year but it's not happy”
it's exactly the same as last year except colder.