“If a person gets rid of any weight, or girth, or fat, it isn't lost--it is fought off, beaten off.”

“And if there is any phase of human enjoyment, any part of life, any occupation, avocation, divertisement, pleasure or pain where the fat man has the better of it in any regard, I failed to discover it in the twenty years during which I looked like the rear end of a hack and had all the bodily characteristics of a bale of hay.”

“If a person gets rid of any weight, or girth, or fat, it isn't lost--it is fought off, beaten off.”

“When you come to examine into the actuating motives for any line of human endeavor you will find that vanity figures about ninety per cent directly or indirectly, in the assay.”