“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”
J.A. Saare
“Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment," I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. "Why don't you and Oprah here go take a long walk off a short plank and do the world a favor?”
J.A. Saare“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?”
J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome“The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.”
J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome“Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot.”
J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.”
J.A. Saare, Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”
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