In fact the bare adjective "bad" hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity.

In fact the bare adjective "bad" hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity.

John Biggins
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I have lived now for over a century, yet I can still say with complete confidence that no one can claim to have plumbed the depths of human misery who has not shared the fore-ends of a submarine with a camel.

John Biggins, A Sailor of Austria: In Which, Without Really Intending to, Otto Prohaska Becomes Official War Hero No. 27 of the Habsburg Empire
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It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages.

John Biggins, The Emperor's Coloured Coat: In Which Otto Prohaska, Hero of the Habsburg Empire, Has an Interesting Time While Not Quite Managing to Avert the First World War
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