“It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).”
Brian P. Cleary“Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.”
Brian P. Cleary“It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).”
Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now“There’s no such thing as free kittens.”
Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now“Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.”
Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now“Children are like sponges”
they start to smell after a little while.