“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”

“Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.”

“It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).”

“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”

“There’s no such thing as free kittens.”

“Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.”

“Children are like sponges”