Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

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And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

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Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

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So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

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Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

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