“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.”

“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”

“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”