“My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.”

“I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.”

“Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.”

“You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.”

“I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.”

“My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.”

“If there was one thing that made Captain Lord Jack Blackthorn smile more than holding a pretty woman in his arms, it was a winning hand at cards. To his dismay at the moment he had neither.”

“Skip your fancy talk, Captain Lord Blackthorn. If I do your bidding, and I’m still discussing that with the Almighty, it will only be to save my arse.” Katie O'Reilly to Captain Lord Jack Blackthorn in "Titanic Rhapsody”