“Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.”
Nicki Elson“Free drinks have no carbs.”
Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You“He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.”
Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio“If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!”
Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You“Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.”
Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio“You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.”
Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”
Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio“Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.”
Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio“Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?”
Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.”
Nicki Elson, Divine Temptation