“Stein resented the sedative power of religion, or rather the repose available to those blissfully ignorant that the medicament was a fictitious blank. In this exile from peace of mind to which his reason doomed him, he was like an insomniac driven to awaken sleepers from dreams illegitimately won by going around shouting, 'Don't you realize it was a placebo!' Thus it seemed to me that what you were up against in Stein was not logic rampant, but frustrated faith. He could not forgive God for not existing.”
Peter De Vries“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
Peter De Vries“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.”
Peter De Vries“The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.”
Peter De Vries“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”
Peter De Vries“We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.”
Peter de Vries