“Stop praying for salvation when it is clear,You are the saviours that we need around here.”

“The U.K. should begin with an FAnd have a C after the U,And it should end in E DNow that we’ve left the E.U.”

“Stop praying for salvation when it is clear,You are the saviours that we need around here.”

“Fascists always attack minorities,Which is an irony,'Cos fascists are a minority.”

“Your politics are so far right,They're wrong.”

“What the hell does it all mean? Does 11:11 really mean anything at all? Well, that simply depends on whether you believe life has meaning in the first place.”

“...That's the difference between backpackers and holiday makers. The former can't help but invite hassle whilst the latter pay to escape it.”

“Meeting new people is just remembering faces of God we've forgotten.”

“The problem with the 11:11 Phenomenon is getting anybody interested in it that hasn't experienced it themselves. Other phenomena, such as U.F.Os or crop circles, are able to be seen. We can debate them. But seeing and being guided by 11:11 is hard to convey to those uninitiated in its ways.”

“Old McDonald had a restaurant,E, I, E, I, O,And in that restaurant was some beef,E, I, E, I, O,With a moo moo here,And a moo moo there.Here a moo, there a moo,Everywhere a moo moo cholesterol filled death trap burger.”