“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.”

“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.”

“I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.”

“The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.”

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.”

“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”