“The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.”

“I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.”

“The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.”

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.”

“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”