“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'”
Bill Maher“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
Bill Maher“I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?”
Bill Maher“And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.”
Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
Bill Maher