“The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!”

“Who is watching the Watchers?”

“Me, personally. I do not know a soul who perished that day of 9/11. But it did then, does now, and I imagine it always will bring out the Patriot in me.”

“I try to pray everyday or night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.”

“I try to pray everyday or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.”

“If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun loving posse of The Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, The Taliban, or ISIS. They all party off the hook!”

“Teenagers - tired of being hassled by your parents?Act now!Move out, get a job, pay your own bills.....while you still know everything.”

“Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.”

“I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.”

“I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.”

“The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants!”