“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

“Don't watch the clock do what it does. Keep going. ”

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.”

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'”

“Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.”

“Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. ”

“Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children.”

“If you want to kill time try working it to death.”

“I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”