Unnatural disaster Quotes

“She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.”

“His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.”

“He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.”

“I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.”

“People take power trips at the most inopportune times.”

“You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.”

“If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.”

“3. When making your dramatic exit, crawl along one of the web strands that extend outward from the center. Avoid the webbing that runs in concentric circles, as it's the stickiest. 4. Once you've escaped, say something snarky to the queen, like "Sorry I couldn't stick around.”

“If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.”