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“It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.”
Oscar Wilde“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson“Don’t you know that’s what college is about...students spending years gathering useless information they’ll never use again, going hopelessly into debt, just so they feel smarter than the rest of their family? I mean, that’s why I worked so hard to get here, anyway.”
A.L. Jackson, Lost to You“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson“My mother is a wonderful, eccentric lady who has no concept whatever of interior monologue. We'll be driving along in the car and she'll suddenly say, 'Ants don't like cucumbers, you know. And roaches don't like cinnamon. Do you want some cheese, Michael? Rembrandt was the Lord of the day.' -Mike Myers”
Mitchell Symons, That Book: ...of Perfectly Useless Information“Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.”
Mitchell Symons, That Book: ...of Perfectly Useless Information