“We preach about capitalism and the beauty of unfettered market forces determining price--but not when it comes to gas. When it comes to gas, we need it cheap, and the president had better get it for us, or else, we don't care how.”
Bill Maher“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
Bill Maher“I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?”
Bill Maher“And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.”
Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
Bill Maher