“We've never been happier. Things are great. . . I just don't go into her part of the house.”

“My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.”

“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.”

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

“We've never been happier. Things are great. . . I just don't go into her part of the house.”

“My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices”