“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.”

“My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.”

“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.”

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

“We've never been happier. Things are great. . . I just don't go into her part of the house.”

“My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices”