“William Shakespeare...was baptized on April 26, 1564. When he was born is disputed, but anyone who argues that it was after this date is just being difficult.”

“That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.”

“Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.”

“Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.”

“There is some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams don't come true neither do your nightmares.”

“Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.”

“Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.”

“some libraries are no longer called libraries but are known as Learning Resource Centers or Media Centers. Librarians, however, are still generally known as librarians and not yet as Learning Resourcists or Media Centerists, though this may be only a matter of time.”

“It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.”

“Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.”

“That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye”