“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.”

“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.”

“I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.”

“Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.”

“Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren’t is because you have a conscience.”

“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.”

“I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.”