“You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.”

“An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.”

“The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.”

“Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.”

“Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.”

“An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as if she weren't.”

“The little I know I owe to my ignorance.”

“You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.”

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

“Our wisdom comes from our experience,and our experience comes from our foolishness.”