“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”
Milton Berle“There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.”
Milton Berle“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”
Milton Berle“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
Milton Berle“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”
Milton Berle“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”
Milton Berle“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
Milton Berle“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”
Milton Berle“I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.”
Milton Berle“Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”
Milton Berle“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
Milton Berle