“... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.”

“... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.”

“I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.”

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”

“I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.”

“... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.”

“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”

“Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don't know how that happened, but if someone has shit on their hands, it's an indicator that maybe the whole responsibility thing isn't for them. -Dad”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”