You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

Justin Halpern
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I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.

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See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.

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I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.

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... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.

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You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

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Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don't know how that happened, but if someone has shit on their hands, it's an indicator that maybe the whole responsibility thing isn't for them. -Dad

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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

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