“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
Larry David“I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.”
Larry David“It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.”
Larry David“I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.”
Larry David“Golf and dating don't mix.”
Larry David“You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.”
Larry David“There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”
Larry David“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
Larry David“If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.”
Larry David“The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.”
Larry David“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
Larry David