“I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.”
Larry David“It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.”
Larry David“I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.”
Larry David“You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.”
Larry David“There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”
Larry David“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
Larry David“The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.”
Larry David