“I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.”

“I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.”

“I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.”

“I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.”

“Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.”

“Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.”

“If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.”