“Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.”
Tim Heaton“I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.”
Tim Heaton“I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.”
Tim Heaton“Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.”
Tim Heaton“Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.”
Tim Heaton“If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.”
Tim Heaton