“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.”
Victor Borge“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
Victor Borge“I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.”
Victor Borge“One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.”
Victor Borge“(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?”
Victor Borge“My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.”
Victor Borge