“On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And you just cant catch em when they do!So its Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!”
Spike Milligan“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.”
Spike Milligan, Puckoon“When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.”
Spike Milligan“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Spike Milligan“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
Spike Milligan“Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.”
Spike Milligan