“Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
Emo Philips“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
Emo Philips“He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.”
Emo Philips“Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.”
Emo Philips“Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
Emo Philips“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips