“There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."”
“There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."”
Red Skelton
“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.”
Buddy Hackett“I left home because I was hungry.”
Red Skelton“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
Red Skelton“If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.”
Red Skelton“Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.”
Red Skelton“His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.”
Red Skelton“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”
Red Skelton“I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.”
Red Skelton“I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.”
Red Skelton“I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.”
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