“There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."”
Red Skelton“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.”
Buddy Hackett“If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.”
Red Skelton“Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.”
Red Skelton“I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.”
Red Skelton